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I Hate Everyone Equally

I Hate Everyone Equally

by Mystery Dice Goblin
$8.00 - $8.00
$8.00
$8.00 - $8.00
$8.00

Bring a touch of delightfully honest humor to your next gaming session with the "I Hate Everyone Equally" Cat Pin from Mystery Dice Goblin. This enamel pin is the perfect accessory for the misanthropic adventurer or the Dungeon Master who has reached their limit with party shenanigans.


Featuring a deceptively sweet feline framed by a bright, cheerful rainbow, this pin delivers a spicy message with a sugary-sweet aesthetic. It is a must-have for anyone who appreciates a bit of irony and a lot of feline "cat-titude."


Product Highlights:

  • Vibrant Contrast: A fluffy white cat sits in front of a colorful, sparkling rainbow, creating a hilarious juxtaposition with the grumpy sentiment.

  • Inclusive Grumpiness: The banner clearly states "I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY," punctuated by tiny red hearts for that extra touch of snark.

  • High-Quality Enamel: Crafted with smooth, durable enamel and crisp lines to ensure your misanthropy stays looking sharp for years to come.

  • The Ultimate Mood: Captures that exact moment at the gaming table when the Bard starts flirting with the door and the Barbarian tries to eat the plot hook.

Why It Belongs on Your Gear:

  • Social Shield: Wear it to conventions or game nights to set expectations early.

  • Versatile Decoration: Adds a pop of color and personality to dice bags, lanyards, denim jackets, or pin banners.

  • The Perfect Gift: An ideal choice for the friend who loves cats but maybe isn't a huge fan of people.

"Spread the love... or don't. At least you're being fair about it."