{"product_id":"i-choose-violence-pin","title":"I Choose Violence Pin","description":"\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003eEmbrace the ultimate tabletop meme with the \u003cb\u003e\"I Choose Violence\"\u003c\/b\u003e enamel pin by Mystery Dice Goblin! Whether you are a Rogue lining up a devastating sneak attack, a Barbarian entering a blind rage, or a player who simply ignores the Dungeon Master’s carefully planned diplomacy, this pin is your official badge of chaotic honor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003eFeaturing the brand's signature, adorable dice goblin mascot ready to bring absolute havoc to the campaign, this high-quality hard enamel pin is a hilarious tribute to those unforgettable moments when talking it out is no longer an option.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eChaotic \u0026amp; Comedic:\u003c\/b\u003e Captures the classic tabletop gaming mentality of throwing caution to the wind, making it an instant favorite for player characters who live for combat and critical hits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePremium Hard Enamel:\u003c\/b\u003e Designed with bold, rich colors and a polished metal finish, ensuring crisp linework and a smooth, professional look that stands out on any surface.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt for the Long Campaign:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect statement piece to personalize a heavy-duty dice bag, backpack, jacket, or lanyard, letting everyone at the table know exactly what kind of session it’s going to be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSecure Dual Clutches:\u003c\/b\u003e Outfitted with dual rubber backings to provide a secure, spin-free fit, keeping your goblin locked safely in place even through the most intense boss fights.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDesigner:\u003c\/b\u003e Mystery Dice Goblin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTheme:\u003c\/b\u003e Tabletop RPG Humor \/ Chaotic Player Memes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium hard enamel with a durable zinc alloy base\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e Approximately 1.5 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"line-height: 100%; margin-bottom: 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/b\u003e Arrives attached to a custom, themed backing card—ready for retail display or gifting!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Mystery Dice Goblin","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43676280225866,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0251\/6674\/1578\/files\/I_Choose_Violence_Pin.png?v=1780792012","url":"https:\/\/store.darkholdgames.com\/products\/i-choose-violence-pin","provider":"Darkhold Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}