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TURBO DORK: TURBOSHIFT ACRYLIC PAINT: Radium

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Feel the green glow and everlasting warmth of radiation poisoning. This paint does a slow transition from yellow to gold to green before your ey...

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TURBO DORK: Turboshift Acrylic Paint: Romeo / Juliet

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There is a forbidden romance in the air or maybe just in the bottle. Romeo + Juliet is a type of Turboshift that we call a Zenishift. When ...

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TURBO DORK: Turboshift Acrylic Paint: Scarab

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Egyptian scarab amulets were immensely popular and traded through the Mediterranean world. By association, Scarab is bound to be one ...

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TURBO DORK: TURBOSHIFT ACRYLIC PAINT: Shell Shocked

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Awesome!!! Powered up green to light gray to purple shift paint. Reminds me of a family pet I lost one day in the sewer drain. 20ML BOTTLE L...

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TURBO DORK: TURBOSHIFT ACRYLIC PAINT: Shifting Sands

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Like standing in the desert and watching the sands shift around you. No way out but forward. Shifting Sands displays shades of yellow-gold w...

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TURBO DORK: Turboshift Acrylic Paint: Skyrat

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There once was a proposed TV show called “Sky Rat” about a rat with amnesia that learns to fly from a group of pigeons.   The show ne...

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TURBO DORK: TURBOSHIFT ACRYLIC PAINT: Sparkle Motion

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"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." Made with actual silver, Sparkle Motion will blind you with its brilliance. Give it you...

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TURBO DORK: TURBOSHIFT ACRYLIC PAINT: Sugar Rush

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As sweet as lilac-iced petit fours with silver nonpareils. Even though Sugar Rush is a light color with transitions from violet to pale or...

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TURBO DORK: Turboshift Acrylic Paint: Supermassive

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Supermassive is our first dark red shift. Moving from an almost black-brown up through a warm red and with hints of yellow at the ex...

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TURBO DORK: TURBOSHIFT ACRYLIC PAINT: Sweet Dreams

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"Sweet dreams are made of this, Who am I to disagree?" Sweet Dreams is in shades of pink, blue and purple with a fleeting wisp of pink. ...

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TURBO DORK: TURBOSHIFT ACRYLIC PAINT: TWIN SONS

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Have you heard about zenithal shifts? No? Because we just invented them! Zenithal shifts are Turboshift colors that appear different when you use t...

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TURBO DORK: TURBOSHIFT ACRYLIC PAINT: Wavelength

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400 to 500 nm at the far end of the visible spectrum. Wave Length is known for its deep blues and purples with just a hint of pink. 20ML B...

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TURBO DORK: TURBOSHIFT METALLIC PAINT: Curacao

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Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, I mean the blue of the ocean in Curacao, not here in Los Angeles. That would be a terrible idea. Curaca...

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TURBO DORK: TURBOSHIFT METALLIC PAINT: Da Ba Dee

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"All day and all night and everything he sees is just blue." I just love this blue. It is soo bright and vibrant. Definitely a hero color, a ...

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Turbo Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Turbo Dork’s signature pink in a bottle is appropriately named Turbo. It is a bright, carnation pink and pairs well with Dork. Note: For the m...

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Twin Sons ZeniShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Twin Sons is a Zenishift, two colors with the same mother. It appears as two different hues based on the color of the basecoat used. Twin Suns...

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Two Cents Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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A penny for my thoughts? Nah, just let me give you my 2¢. A rich, coppery true metallic, just don't try to spend it. Note: Two Cents is most ...

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Wavelength TurboShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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400 to 500 nm at the far end of the visible spectrum. Wave Length is known for its deep blues and purples with just a hint of pink. It can be ...

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