Turbo Dork Paint

Don't touch the ground or you might get burned. Ground is Lava changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange with use. Like a volcano,...

Don't touch the ground or you might get burned. Ground is Lava changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange with use. Like a volcano,...

It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit somethi...

Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of...

Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of...

There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget. Note...

"My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." This box of chocolates lets you look up into the...

Q: Do you know what the autoignition temperature of paper is? A: 451° F Fahrenheit is a vivid reddish-orange color that is reminiscent of the...

The Fae Wylds is a land of potent magic and duality separate from that of the normal world. Fae Wylds, the paint, is a zenishift. It is purely...

So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently, the name doesn't ...

Maybe one day I will win at a game of 40K. Yeah, dream on... Sweet Dream's jazzier replacement, Dream On shifts from a navy blue through magen...

Dork, the companion to Turbo, is based on the blue in our logo. After all, who doesn't love a paint named Dork? Dork is a midrange color that ...

Just the thing for those late-night cravings. Death By is a dark, rich chocolate with 90% cocoa solids. Simply delicious. Note: Death By is m...

Double, double, toil and trouble;Fire burn and cauldron bubble ...Or whatever you use to conjure a prophecy. Dark Ritual is high-powered Magic...

Not easy to find, and hiding some deep dark secrets. Dark Net is one of our darkest shift paints and also one of the coolest. It can appear al...

"All day and all night and everything he sees is just blue." Da Ba Dee is blue. Like, REALLY blue. Like, can it be bluer? I don't think so. N...

Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, the ocean in Curacao, not here off the shores of Texas. That would be a terrible idea. Curacao is a wa...

Like breaking open a geode and discovering what it holds --- pale blue and pinkish-purple crystals. Crystal Cavern can be used on its own or i...

"Shiny blue is more noticeable, more unique, and more full of the chill promise. Cool Ranch is asuper-saturated deep-blue metallic. There is n...

Instead of doing a cold open to introduce this turboshift, we are just going to jump into its description. Cold Open has a subtle shift from a...

I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine rising high in the sky. Note: Cloud Nine is intended for use over a black basecoat. If used over white, ...

We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive-looking mid-range true metallic gold....

Remember Bazooka gum? Well, this is the paint form. Just don't try to blow bubbles with it. Bubblegum Crisis is a pink-gold zenishift that chan...

Box Wine is our second 70's inspired tone. It was named after that rich, dark fluid living in pantry closets nationwide. This deep burgundy me...