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Turbo Dork Paint

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Hotline Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Get in direct communications with your retro, groovy 70s side. Hotline is hot pink. There is no mistaking it for anything else. This shocking,...

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Hemogoblin ZeniShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Don't touch the ground or you might get burned. Ground is Lava changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange with use. Like a volcano,...

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Ground Is Lava TurboShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Don't touch the ground or you might get burned. Ground is Lava changes from a vibrant red to a yellow gold to orange with use. Like a volcano,...

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Grave Robber TurboShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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It’s midnight on a night with no moon. The air is perfectly still, and the only sound is that of a shovel biting into the dirt. You hit somethi...

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Gordian Knot Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of...

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Gordian Knot Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Let’s see, there is half-hitch, figure-eight, bowline, sheepshank, and of course, Gordian. Gordian Knot is a dark green that is reminiscent of...

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Gold Rush Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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There’s gold in them thar hills, as well as in this paint pot. This is a bright, true metallic, that is the color of a pure gold nugget. Note...

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Forrest Flux TurboShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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"My mama always said ‘Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get." This box of chocolates lets you look up into the...

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Fahrenheit Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Q: Do you know what the autoignition temperature of paper is? A: 451° F Fahrenheit is a vivid reddish-orange color that is reminiscent of the...

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Fae Wylds ZeniShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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The Fae Wylds is a land of potent magic and duality separate from that of the normal world. Fae Wylds, the paint, is a zenishift. It is purely...

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Electrum TurboShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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So... back in the day we accidentally switched the Electrum and Radium pigments when we made our first batches. Consequently, the name doesn't ...

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Dream On TurboShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Maybe one day I will win at a game of 40K. Yeah, dream on... Sweet Dream's jazzier replacement, Dream On shifts from a navy blue through magen...

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Dork Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Dork, the companion to Turbo, is based on the blue in our logo. After all, who doesn't love a paint named Dork? Dork is a midrange color that ...

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Death By Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Just the thing for those late-night cravings. Death By is a dark, rich chocolate with 90% cocoa solids. Simply delicious. Note: Death By is m...

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Dark Ritual TurboShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Double, double, toil and trouble;Fire burn and cauldron bubble ...Or whatever you use to conjure a prophecy. Dark Ritual is high-powered Magic...

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Dark Net TurboShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Not easy to find, and hiding some deep dark secrets. Dark Net is one of our darkest shift paints and also one of the coolest. It can appear al...

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Da Ba Dee Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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"All day and all night and everything he sees is just blue." Da Ba Dee is blue. Like, REALLY blue. Like, can it be bluer? I don't think so. N...

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Curacao Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Like a relaxing dip in the ocean. Well, the ocean in Curacao, not here off the shores of Texas. That would be a terrible idea. Curacao is a wa...

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Crystal Cavern TurboShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Like breaking open a geode and discovering what it holds --- pale blue and pinkish-purple crystals. Crystal Cavern can be used on its own or i...

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Cool Ranch Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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"Shiny blue is more noticeable, more unique, and more full of the chill promise. Cool Ranch is asuper-saturated deep-blue metallic. There is n...

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Cold Open TurboShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Instead of doing a cold open to introduce this turboshift, we are just going to jump into its description. Cold Open has a subtle shift from a...

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Cloud Nine TurboShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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I'm doin' fine, up here on cloud nine rising high in the sky. Note: Cloud Nine is intended for use over a black basecoat. If used over white, ...

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Bullion Metallic Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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We aren’t talking about making soup here, just pure liquid gold. Stock up on the real deal. An expensive-looking mid-range true metallic gold....

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Bubblegum Crisis ZeniShift Acrylic Paint 22ml Bottle

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Remember Bazooka gum? Well, this is the paint form. Just don't try to blow bubbles with it. Bubblegum Crisis is a pink-gold zenishift that chan...

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