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Bears vs Babies

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Original price $24.99 - Original price $24.99
Original price
$24.99
$24.99 - $24.99
Current price $24.99

A monster-building card game. Play cards. Create monsters. Try to defeat an army of babies.

PLAY CARDS. CREATE MONSTERS. TRY TO DEFEAT AN ARMY OF BABIES.

Bears vs Babies is a card game where you build incredible monsters who go to war with horrible, awful babies. Stitch together a Handsome Salmon armed with knives and burritos, or a Pomeranian of Light and Wonder in business attire who is being piloted by a robot-squirrel. Give your creations limbs, weapons, and special hats to help prepare them for the inevitable infant onslaught. In this hilarious game of strategic, benevolent betrayal, you win by eating more babies than anyone else.